"Doc, I can't sleep anymore," Johny complained. "I've tried everything, but I just toss and turn."
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately."
That night Johny crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to talk to his body.
"Toes, go to sleep," he whispered.
"Feet, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep."
"Hips, go to sleep. Stomach, go to sleep"
Just then his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy.
Johny opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK," he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"
Have a nice sleep.
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