Sunday, January 2, 2011

Best Of 2010: The Eyeris Movie Awards!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Before we get to the pre-requisite "What I hope for in 2011" posts, here is another year-ending post that really should have been published last week...

No need for much explanation here, just read the title, godammit.

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Top Nine Favorite Movies of 2010



  1. Toy Story 3 - Can Pixar do no wrong?
  2. Inception - Can Chris Nolan do no wrong?
  3. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Too bad it never came here. This movie was SWEEET.
  4. Kick-Ass -Balls to the walls awesome shit.
  5. How to Train Your Dragon - Best Dreamworks' Animation movie ever, IMHO.
  6. Tangled - The Disney Princess is back. Deal with it.
  7. Tron Legacy - It wasn't great, but hey, its TRON
  8. The A-Team - Tank. Flying. 'Nuff said.
  9. Machete - Damn over-the -top B-grade stuff but oh so entertaining. Plus points for showing us Jessica Alba's bare ass and Lindsay Lohan's bare boobs. (And no, it never came here either. sigh)
Honorable mentions:

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Most Excruciating Movies I Had To Sit Through



  • The Last Airbender - M. Night Shymalan Must Die For Crimes Against Awesome Cartoons.
  • Sex And the City 2 - Excruciating for a guy, that is. LL seemed to like it just fine.
  • Wolfman - More like Ewoks gone wild if you ask me...
  • 蘇乞兒 (True Legend) - What a waste of a legend....

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Biggest Disappointments Of The Year



  • The Expendables - For wasting the potential for a really kick-ass action movie, by having a crappy script.
  • Clash Of the Titans - For screwing up a perfectly good story and sucking really bad. Oh, and for being the poster boy for crappy 3D.
  • Iron Man 2 - For overloading on the clunky refrigerator battles.
  • Legion - For wasting the kick-ass idea of 'Angels with Machineguns' on the stupidest, half-baked apocalypse story ever conceived.
  • Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - For not coming to Malaysia.
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Movies I Know I SHOULD have Watched But Never Got Around To Watching



  • The Social Network
  • Let Me In
  • The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
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Asian Movies I Actually Remember Watching and Liking




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Full list of 2010's Movie Not Reviews
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