Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'm Fast! ZOOM ZOOM! I'm Furious! VROOM VROOM! WHEEEE!



Fast & Furious.
Not a Review.
a.k.a. The Fast & The Furious 4
a.k.a. Cepat dan Marah
Zoom zoom zoom!
VROOM VROOM!
SCREEEEEE!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
WHEEEE!!!!



OUTTA THE WAY BITCH!
VERY FAST CAR COMING THROUGH!
Man, this movie maskes me wanna drive fast fast!
VROOM VROOM VROOM!
ZOOM ZOOM!
BLOODY KAPCHAI GET OUTTA MY WAAAY!
ZOOM ZOOM!



OOooooo HOT CHICK climbing on oil truck!
Hot hot hot!
Cleavage rating 8!
Ooooo, ANOTHER hot chick!
Cleavage rating 7.5!
Oooooo... Jill from Chuck!
Cleavage rating 7!
Ooooo MORE random hot chicks showing cleavage!
Whoo!!!



Vin Diesel? So?
Paul Walker? Who cares?
Awesome cars and hot chicks?
HELL YEAH!
WHEE! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
VROOM VROOM!
Enough of this emo emo talk talking
Let's have some RACING!
WHOO HOO!

Pics: Aishwarya-Akshay recieves Padamshree Award

Pics: Aishwarya-Akshay recieves Padamshree Award




Saif brings Kareena Home

It's just a matter of time before Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor tie the knot. Saif's family has welcome Kareena into the household. Saif brought his ladylove to his ancestral home and introduced her to the Nawab family. And everyone wKareena Kapooras pleased with her.

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In fact, Saif's parents Sharmila and Mansoor are very fond of Kareena. Sharmila revealed that Saif often visits his ancestral home with girlfriend whenever he feels like staying away from hectic schedule. She said that the Pataudis, especially Mansoor, are very fond of Saif's ladylove.

Sharmila was however diplomatic when it came to marriage. She said that there's no marriage plans. She added that they would start arranging only after the couple say 'yes'.

Monday, March 30, 2009

He Without Sin

You may hear those of good-nature and even many secular-types say this:

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

While the message is of the highest importance to us as a people I believe much of this is lost in the changes of how we speak and write and even think in this modern world. The language of our forefathers resonates with some but not with most.

So the greatest of messages of our history are lost to time and to society. I am about to use a modern version of that common quote and I don't want to be accredited but rather want you to use this on someone to make a better impression if ever in the situation where you might say the line above.

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"Let the perfect person among you throw the first stone."

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'Sin' is not' in' if that makes sense to you at all. The word itself has almost no weight, at least compared to the centuries prior. 'Perfect' however is something that anyone can wrap their head around in terms of something that no one actually has about them as is the idea that we are all with some element of imperfection about us no matter what we do.

The concepts of Original Sin and the Fallibility of Man were so common in the past that they were assumed to be understood in many messages.

I am only attempting to show why we keep missing the message in this national discussion of gay-rights, same-sex marriage and equality under the law.

Anushka latest hot Scans from Billa

Anushka latest hot Scans from Billa







Kaveri jha red wallpaper

Kaveri jha is also a tollywood telugu actress who has done some films in south indian movies like nagaram, naa girl friend baaga rich, etc..

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Give Me Absolute and Give Me Death!

No, this is not a post about vodka. It's about BOOKS. Yes, BOOKS. HAs it REALLY been that long since I posted about books, until you've forgotten this is (originally) meant to be a book blog? Siggghhh..

Anyway, I have so far managed to resist buying the Absolute Sandman books, even though they are unbelievably and absolutely gorgeous and I would LOVE to have the. But I didn't get them, because not only are they fucking expensive, I also already have the entire set of Sandman graphic novels. And one of them is even signed by Gaiman himself.

But when I read THIS on @neilhimself...
Todd Klein is making sure that the Absolute Death this november will indeed be absolute: LINK....
...I knew I was a goner.

You see, I may have read both The High Cost Of Living and Time Of Your Life, but I don't OWN either TP. Oh, I DO have the single issues of High Cost Of Living, but I'm keeping them nicely wrapped up and sealed, so no reading that, nuh uh.

So, an Absolute Death volume with BOTH Death stories in them would be freaking PERFECT for me. WOOHOO!

Checking out Todd Klein's website, it seems he's re-lettering the entire High Cost Of Living story for the Absolute edition, and it's looking fiiiine so far. Go check it out at THIS LINK!

Here's a sample of a reinked panel...



Woohoo! Give me Absolute and Give me DEATTTH!!!!

Too Much For One President?


Under my understanding of American civics current President Obama is by no means taking on more than is possibly sustainable, in terms of policy changes and economic recovery efforts.

In fact in my estimation he has, in regards to national security and financial stability, done exactly what was and is needed to ensure success in our efforts to revive this bankrupt economy.

The issue of undertaking 'too much' comes primarily from the right wing. Though others may question the wisdom of taking on so many issues at once as wise it is exclusively the right wing that declares this unsound policy.

The concept of 'political capital' is primary in understanding the recent actions of President Obama in his first two months in office. Political capital does not remain in any politician’s favor for long.

The willingness to address major issues like Embryonic Stem Cell Research, Enhanced Interrogation and vigorous fiscal stimulus only prove to those who grasp civics that the President intends in make good on the many campaign promises made to voters like myself.

While many more issues abound, and ultimately I am one who says that Obama is not doing enough, the raw fact remains that the current administration is showing a genuine interest in fulfilling the will of the people beyond simply nationalist fever or populist outrage but to rather try and reach attainable goals in our time.


Eric Lightborn
March 29th 2009

The R-Word

Recession; In the span of no more a few months the word is now ‘fair game’ in America.

An American Recession, no less. After only a handful months these two words can be freely connected in advertisements and in public media formats.

This after a time in which any Democrat or liberal spoke of a coming recession they were dismissed as ‘kooks’ and ‘doomsayers.’

I was one of those ’doomsayers.’ And I was right. 

While the prevailing wisdom is to downplay a sick economy and a weak dollar I do not believe this to be the correct course of action.

If the economy is sick, we should know about it.

If the dollar is about to drop, we should know about it.

If a stock is about to devalue, we should know about it.

And on, and on.

I believe that one of the reasons we have suffered this recession is due to this very mentality combining with the ‘greed is good’ mentality.

A broadcaster, a stock quote broker, a banker or an economic journalist has no benefit to being truthful to their audience and every benefit to simply remaining mute. Or worse yet, talking up a business, stock or concept that they know to be unsound.

The idea that saying into a camera or many media outlet the raw truth of the economy as being a detriment to that economy is false.

The investors and consumers need to be able to make informed decisions. If those trusted to give honest and credible advise are proven to simply communicate in a ’one answer only’ situation then the reality of market hazards remain the sole property of those already succeeding in market endeavors.

Leaving us, the common people, out in the rain.

Caps-Lock Engaged America

“populist outcry”

“socialist agenda”

“economic outrage”

We are hear these words connected in the Big Buzz of the Media, lately.

We live in a state of economic chaos. Right now, today.

As an internet-blogger I call this state we exist in “Caps-Lock Engaged America.”

My need to translate everything into internet terminology is no doubt why I prefer this way of describing the current state of affairs in America.

These pundits and talk show hosts of the right wing seek to drum up fear in the public, nothing more.

In the absence of logical arguments they simply wish their audiences to suspend all logic and proceed to believe in conspiracies.

The left wing is busying itself with AIG-Hate while shunning these new Populists as madmen and radicals. We are neither.

These are the very same kind of ‘madmen’ and ‘radicals’ who helped to form the Democratic Party of our day, but I digress.

There is no shame in being upset. But direct your anger.

President George W. Bush spent this country broke as if it was his personal play-thing to abuse and mistreat as he would.

One of the primary functions of a President of the United States of America is to be a Steward of the American Economy.

The previous President not only failed in this, he failed so miserably that his actions in this area specifically are in fact criminal.

President Bush had an obligation to use his position to inform America of the coming recession. Yet he joined in the chorus of conservatives who claimed all was well in the economic seas.

The ’proper’ blame doesn’t stop there.

The major leaders of financial institutions, those chairing relevant boards and countless figures in the media all failed in this exact same respect.

These individuals had a duty to the American public to inform them of an impending crisis that would directly effect their home life and personal budget.

These individuals knowingly withheld information from investors and consumers in a clear effort to destroy any chances we had at mitigating the coming storm.

Some moved funds into bonds instead of stocks. Some transferred funds into foreign currencies. Some bought precious metal portfolios.

But many more simply did not know or would not listen to those like myself who warned of this coming American Recession.

Riya Sen holding violin

Friday, March 27, 2009

Katrina Turns Indian Barbie at Lakme Fashion Week 2009

Week 2009


Media-Watchdog? Come Again?

This is the only reason I call myself a Media-Watchdog, one of the last of the breed. These are just some of my saved email contacts from my personal email account.

crooksandliars@gmail.com
feedback@realclearpolitics.com
mail@journalism.org
yourcomments@foxnews.com
info@ap.org
pres@kqed.org
scoop@huffingtonpost.com
tips@hotair.com
press@thedailybeast.com

Just a sample, there‘s more. (Hot Air is highly partisan, by the by.) Just making a point.

And hoping you’ll input your own thoughts to these addresses.

Whatever good public emailing my real name and address attached has, you can bet I did it.

And will do it again.
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Most likely, standing while typing one-handed just like this. (Someone take a picture, I look journalistic!)
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This post is just to dispel any confusion out there in terms of who exactly the real media-watchdogs of America exactly are.

That would be me, Eric Lightborn. The Student Blogrtist.

And that’s pretty much it.


Eric Lightborn
March 22nd 2009

Project Reverse Earth Hour (a.k.a. Eyeris Syiok Sendiri)



I'm currently sitting here in the dark, typing this post by vanilla-scented candlelight. Why? Because I'm embarking on one of the stupidest missions this blog has ever conceived - to do a REVERSE Earth Hour by going from midnight to midnight without turning on the lights... except during Earth Hour.

You see, while everyone is all hyped up about turning OFF their lights at 8:30pm-9:30pm, I'M planning to go the entire day WITHOUT lights, and THEN turn them ALL ON at 8:30-9:30pm, just to spite you all... MUAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, so it's a rather silly idea, but I must say, not having the lights on in my apartment is pretty cool. I still have my laptop and my fans on though... hey, Earth Hour is about turning off your LIGHTS only right? Heh.

I figure I can go through the day without turning a single light on (I tried it today, after opening all the windows and curtains, I had enough sunlight coming in that I didn't need to turn on a single light). The night is gonna be trickier though... so I decided to buy a whole bunch of tealights from IKEA, and light up the house using that. So far so good, I haven't walked into any walls yet...

Keep a look out for the Tweet feed on my sidebar for updates on how Project Reverse Earth Hour is going tomorrow! Until the next update, Goodnight!

Bollywood Profile of FARDEEN KHAN


BIOGRAPHY – FARDEEN KHAN

Fardeen Khan was born on 8th March 1974, India. His father Feroz Khan was one of the famed actor of the 70’s but now he is known as a popular director. His mother Sundari Khan and younger Sister Laila Khan now converted into Laila Rajpal. Fardeen’s Uncle Sanjay Khan is also an Actor in the Film Industry. He has a cousins relationship with Zayed Khan and Suzzane Khan. Suzzane who is now married to Great Actor cum Super Star Hrithik Roshan. Fardeen Khan had an engagement with Natasha Madhwani, daughter of Former Actress Mumtaaz and a Business Trycoon Mayur Madhwani on 6th May 2005. Natasha’s Mother Mumtaaz and Fardeen’s father Feroz Khan had appeared lovers On Screen in Movies many a times.

Before his engagement he dated former Actress now turned into Director, Pooja Bhatt but the relationship didn’t carry out for long and broke up while he moved to UMass. He then dated Ruhin Khan but got married to Natasha Madhwani on 14th December 2005. Natasha belongs to well mannered and high class family. She had completed her school studies at a Boarding School in England and after completing her Graduation Studies she planned to settled her life in London. Eventually their marriage was a continuous process of 3 days conducted with various functions and even according to Hindu-Muslim rites and virtues at the Grand Hyatt and JW Mariot hotels in Mumbai. There was a major events where Great Bollywood Stars like Shah Rukh Khan and Preity Zinta attended the Wedding especially flying from New York.

Fardeen after his school life moved to abroad, resulting distinction Non-Indian Accent. Fardeen then completed his graduation in Business Management from the University of Massachusetts Amherst in U.S.A. He has western looks and good speaking voice makes difficult for many actors in performing Roles of Typical or Stereotypical character in the Indian Film Industry. Fardeen made his debut with the movie Prem Aggan which was released in 1998, but this film unfortunately resulted a big flop at the box-office. But he bounced back with Ram Gopal Verma’s ‘Jungle’ in the year 2000. Fardeen has some lucky points given by his father related to acting which he calls as Father’s Notoriety. His couple of hits made him a star in his Bollywood film Career.

Though his next few films like ‘Love Ke Liye Kuch bhi Karega’ in 2001, ‘Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya’ in 2001, ‘Kitne Door Kitne Pass’ in 2002 and ‘Om Jai Jagdish’ in 2002 went unnoticeable by the Audience and failed to receive any acclaim at the box-office. He once again bounced back in the Hearts of his fans with the film ‘Khushi’ and ‘Bhoot’ in 2003. Fardeen has appeared many a times in Supporting Roles such as in the movie ‘Bhoot’. After a flop Film ‘Janasheen’ in 2003, his performance was then loved and appreciated in the film ‘Dev’ released out in 2004. Later on his Negative Character in the film ‘Fida’ in 2004 was suprising for his fans but it still remind him as a Star. His first Blockbuster hit film was Boney Kapoor’s ‘No Entry’ in 2005. His up-coming movies are ‘Kurbani’ which is a remake of ‘Old Kurbani of 1980’ and 'Honeymoon’.

Fardeen Khan’s Personal Profile:

Full Name: Fardeen Khan.

Star: Pisces.

DOB: March 8, 1974.

Wife’s Name: Natasha Madhwani.

Favourite TV Show: Untamed Africa.

Memorable moments: They won't all fit in this little space.

Philosophy of life: Life goes on.

Blind date will be with: Madonna.

Secret ambition: To be a race car driver.

Night activity: Watching a flick.

Allergies: Pretentious people.

Favourite drink: Gin and tonic.

Recurring dream: Hanging out on my island.

Favourite book: Notes To Myself by Hugh Prather.

FILMOGRAPHY:-

Kurbani (2007)
Darling (2007)
Subway (2007)
Aankh Micholi (2007)
Hey Baby (2007)
Dulha Mil Gaya (2007)
Just Married (2007)
Aryan - Unbreakable (2006)
Pyare Mohan (2006)
Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena (2005)
Shaadi No.1 (2005)
No Entry (2005)
Fida (2004)
Dev (2004)
Janasheen (2003)
Bhoot (2003)
Khushi (2003)
Om Jai Jagadish (2002)
Kuch Tum Kahon Kuch Hum Kahein (2002)
Kitne Door Kitne Paas (2002)
Hum Ho Gaye Aapke (2001)
Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega (2001)
Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya (2001)
Jungle (2000)
Prem Aggan (1998)
Subah O Sham (1972)

Bollywood Profile of mallika sehrawat



Mallika Sherawat born October 24, 1981, as Reema Lamba in Rohtak, Haryana, India. Mallika is an Indian actress and model . She has a degree in philosophy from Miranda House, Delhi University.
Sherawat's birth name is Reema Lamba; she says that adopted the screen name of "Mallika", meaning "queen", to avoid confusion with other actresses named Reema. "Sherawat" is her mother's maiden name.


Struggling to acquire the tag of India's sex symbol, Mallika Sherawat has virtually dropped her clothes to clinch the 'coveted'(?) title. Mallika started out as a small-time model and actress from Delhi. Mallika always had stars in her eyes and was determined to pursue the glamour profession and give it all it took to make it! Even though her conservative father was dead against her decision (he still is!), Mallika defied his wishes and moved to Mumbai to carve a niche for herself in the big bad world of showbiz!

Initially an air-hostess with Indian National Carrier AIR INDIA, The rumour is that she was already married to one, Capt. Gill from Delhi, but sadly, the marriage didn't exactly work!

She made her first onscreen appearance in a music video. She first attracted wide notice with her appearance in the 2003 movie Khwahish, which was, by Indian standards, quite racy. Ms. Sherawat appeared in a number of revealing costumes.Later that year, she starred in Murder, a film that again challenged Indian film standards. She received a 'Best Actress' nomination at the Zee Cine Awards for her performance in that film.

She apparently listens to 4-5 scripts every day these days and says no to all of them, thereby leading to further talk about her highhandedness. Disgruntled directors claim she’s developed an attitude. But Mallika isn’t bothered. "I’ve always been exactly like this. I speak my mind and I expect others to do the same." Mallika begs innocence. "If I was noticed in the film, is it my fault?" she says with a hurt expression. "Is it a crime to be successful?"

Apparently statements such as "I’m like Viagara for the audience" and "I don’t mind doing a porn film" were part of a carefully-orchestrated game plan for Murder which Mallika wasn’t entirely comfortable going along with. All the hoopla about her sexy image is all a front. At heart Mallika claims to be a conservative girl with "an inbuilt censor". Talks about an affair with Mahesh Bhatt embarrass her. "How can I be involved with someone old enough to be my father?" Father or no, Sherawat has cleverly moved on. She recently met Ram Gopal Varma. The hot-and-happening duo hit it off instantly. Varma says he’s planning to cast Mallika "as soon as possible, the sooner the better."

Mallika did a number of ad films including the Santro ad with Shah Rukh Khan. She also made news when she won a small role in a Jackie Chan movie, The Myth, where she again appeared in "sexy" costumes. She made a widely publicized
appearance at the Cannes Film Festival to promote The Myth.

In July 2004, the Bollywood film producers' union IMPAA temporarily blacklisted Mallika. Filmmaker Ramesh Sharma complained that she broken her contract with him when she failed to turn up, as promised, for the filming of Kab Kyun Kahan (started in 1999).

Jeena Sirf Merre Liye (2002) (Credited as Reema Lamba)
Khwahish (2003)
Kis Kis Ki Kismat (2004)
Murder (2004)
Bachke Rehna Re Baba (2005)
The Myth (2005)
Welcome (2006)
Guru (2006)
Pyaar Ke Side Effects (2006)
Shaadi Se Pehle (2006)
Darna Zaroori Hai (2006)
Dasavatharam (2007)
Sivaji: The Boss (2007)
Preeti Eke Bhoomi Melide (Kannada) (2007)
Fauj Mein Mauj (2007 or 2008)

Bollywood profile of JACKIE SHROFF

JACKIE SHROFF

He's considered one of Bollywood's most affable stars. So much so, Jackie Shroff is open to fielding questions about everything under the sun including his take on the opposite sex, his own sexuality, his family life, his financial difficulties and then perhaps, his film career! This has been the story of his life, ever since Jackie graduated from being a small-time 'dada' at Teenbatti (in South Bombay) to a popular model, till finally, Dev Anand picked him up for a minor part in Swami Dada (1982).

Jaikishen Kakubhai Shroff wanted to become a villain in the Indian film industry but became a hero. He began his career as a model. Subhash Ghai's film 'Hero', which became a blockbuster shattered the myth that models cannot act. Despite being a successful actor, there was a time when the dark alleys of his past seemed to call him back. Drugs and booze fuelled his system.


It is also heard that he's is now prepared to go back to doing what he started off with playing the villain. Given his easygoing disposition and 'nice guy' image, wonder how he's going to fit the bill. But who knows, he might just pull this gamble off too like he's done several times in the past.

Jackie Shroff Entertainment Limited (JSEL), a company floated by the star, first production, 'Grahan' fared disastrously but his next ventures Sandhya and Boom seems to be promising.

ABOUT HIM SELF :

Birth name: Jai Kishen
Nickname: Jaggu Dada, Jagga, Jags
Date of Birth: 1 February 1957
Sign: Aquarian
Height: 6' or 1.83 m
City: Mumbai
Country: India
Children: son and daughter
Marital status: married
Spouse: Ayesha Shroff
Favorite food: vegetarian
Favorite movie: Hare Rama Hare Krishna
His heroine: Madhuri Dixit
Other facts: he formed his own company, Jackie Shroff Entertainment Limited
Hobbies: swim, horse riding, cricket, music, cooking, games on laptop computer, surf on the net
Occupation: bollywood actor
Debut Film: Hero
Languages: hindi, English

FILMOGRAPHY :

Kurbani
Maryada Purushottam (2006)
Mera Dil Leke Dekho (2006)
Eklavya: The Royal Guard (2007)
Bhagam Bhag (2006)
Apna Sapna Money Money (2006)
Bhoot Uncle (2006)
Divorce: Not Between Husband and Wife (2006)
Kyun Ki? (2005)
Antar Mahal (2005)
Ssukh (2005)
Tum ho na! (2005)
Hulchul (2004)
Dobara (2004)
Aan: Men at Work (2004)
Sandhya (2003)
Samay: When Time Strikes (2003)
3 Deewarein (2003)
Boom (2003)
Ek Aur Ek Gyarah (2003)
Baaz: A Bird in Danger (2003)
Agni Varsha (2002)
Devdas (2002)
Kya Yehi Pyaar Hai (2002)
Pitaah (2002)
Mulaqaat (2002)
Lajja (2001)
Bas Itna Sa Khwaab Hai (2001)
Yaadein... (2001)
Albela (2001)
One 2 Ka 4 (2001)
Grahan (2001)
Censor (2001/I)
Farz (2001)
Hadh: Life On the Edge of Death (2001)
Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye (2000)
Mission Kashmir (2000)
Refugee (2000)
Jung (2000)
Gang (2000)
Kohram: The Explosion (1999)
Hote Hote Pyar Hogaya (1999)
Phool Aur Aag (1999)
Kartoos (1999)
Laawaris (1999)
Sirf Tum (1999)
Bandhan (1998)
Yamraaj (1998)
Kabhi Na Kabhi (1998)
Yugpurush: A Man Who Comes Just Once in a Way (1998)
Ustadon Ke Ustad (1998)
2001 (1998)
Jaan E Jigar (1998)
Badmaash (1998)
Hafta Vasuli (1998)
Tirchhi Topiwale (1998)
Aar Ya Paar (1997)
Border (1997)
Shapath (1997)
Share Bazaar (1997)
Vishwavidhaata (1997)
Agni Sakshi (1996)
Bandish (1996)
Chall (1996)
Kalinga (1996)
Return of Jewel Thief (1996)
Shikaar (1996)
Talaashi (1996)
Ram Shastra (1995)
Rangeela (1995)
God and Gun (1995)
Dushmani: A Violent Love Story (1995)
Milan (1995)
Trimurti (1995)
Stuntman (1994)
Chauraha (1994)
1942: A Love Story (1993)
Shatranj (1993)
Gardish (1993)
Roop Ki Rani Choron Ka Raja (1993)
Aaina (1993)
Antim Nyay (1993)
Hasti (1993)
Khal Nayak (1993)
King Uncle (1993)
Police Officer (1992)
Angaar (1992)
Dil Hi To Hai (1992)
Laatsaab (1992)
Prem Deewane (1992)
Sangeet (1992)
Lakshmanrekha (1991)
Akayla (1991)
Saudagar (1991)
100 Days (1991)
Hafta Bandh (1991)
Doodh Ka Karz (1990)
Azaad Desh Ke Gulam (1990)
Baap Numberi Beta Dus Numberi (1990)
Jeene Do (1990)
Pathar Ke Insan (1990)
Vardi (1990)
Sikka (1989)
Tridev (1989)
Hum Bhi Insaan Hain (1989)
Kala Bazaar (1989)
Main Tera Dushman (1989)
Parinda (1989)
Ram Lakhan (1989)
Sachche Ka Bol Bala (1989)
Falak (1988)
Aakhri Adaalat (1988)
Uttar Dakshin (1987)
Kudrat Ka Kanoon (1987)
Kaash (1987)
Sadak Chhap (1987)
Diljala (1987)
Jawab Hum Denge (1987)
Mard Ki Zabaan (1987)
Karma (1986)
Allah Rakha (1986)
Dahleez (1986)
Haathon Ki Lakeeren (1986)
Mera Dharam (1986)
Palay Khan (1986)
Yudh (1985)
Mera Jawab (1985)
Jaanoo (1985)
Paisa Yeh Paisa (1985)
Shiva Ka Insaaf (1985)
Teri Meherbaniyan (1985)
Andar Baahar (1984)
Hero (1983/II)
Swami Dada (1982)

AWARDS :

Jackie Shroff has won 3 Filmfare awards-

1990 - Filmfare Best Actor Award, Parinda ..
1995 - Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award, 1942: A Love Story
1996 - Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award, Rangeela

Jackie Shroff was nominated in the Best Actor category at the 58th Locarno International Film festival, for Antar Mahal.

Rare Childhood Pictures of Sophie Chaudhary

Rare Childhood Pictures of Sophie Chaudhary



Thursday, March 26, 2009

Viva La Coldplay Indeed

What, Coldplay?
Of course it was awesome.
Better even than the last one.
But I've had enough of writing about it.
Go read about it HERE instead.
Or go read Reta's account.
Here's a picture of my fucking expensive program book, courtesy of Reta.



Viva Le SGD25.

Kareena Kapoor In a Sexy Strapless Red Dress

Be Gentle, I'm a Twitter Noob

If some of you have noticed, I have this new segment on my sidebar called Eye Tweet, which basically does what it says. Yes, in line with my policy of only getting into things a year after everyone else, I finally got myself a Twitter account. Unfortunately, 'eyeris' and 'eyeriz' were already taken, so I had to settle with not one, not two, but THREE 'zzz's at the back of the 'eyeri'.

Yes, that means my Twitter account is @eyerizzz. Makes me sound sleepier than I usually am. Go add it already.

I'm still getting the hang of it though, and though I can see the appeal, I'm not sure I can see the usefulness yet. I mean, do you really NEED to know what I'm doing all the time? Haha. No, don't answer that. You might hurt my feelings. For all I know, I might be annoying quite a few of my followers with MY Tweets as well, since I've been following certain people for a couple of days and have already been annoyed by the sheer quantity of mundane Tweets they can sometimes come up with. Time to start filtering them out.... heh heh.

Being a noob at it, I'm still stuck in FB-verse where all my 'status updates' are still grammatically correct sentences stating with 'Eyeris is...'. (I've been updating it via Ping.fm, which updates my Facebook AND my Twitter at the same time. Used to do it through Plurk, but changed after being called a noob by Suanie. :-( ).

But I digress. I now only have 24 followers. I need more. Or else how to compete with @neilhimself, who is closing in on 100000 followers and even has a Twitter competition up to celebrate it!

Now excuse me while I go figure out what the heck that '#' sign is for....

`-` spanish actress elsa pataky `-`







Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Shruti Sharma sexiest Bikini Photos

Shruti Sharma sexiest Bikini Photos

Shruti sharma 01

Shruti sharma 02



Holy Foxing Hell...

Get me that new issue of Empire NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Football Jargon - A Language In a League Of Its Own!

All sports have their own jargon but none is so great as 'the language of football.'

All professions like to envelop themselves with an air of mystery and often do this be by inventing/creating a language of their own, that both confuses and belittles outsiders. Doctors, Lawyers, Accountants, IT Specialists - all rely on our fear of their superior knowledge to safeguard their interests.

Of all sports, football arouses the blindest loves and the bitterest hatreds, and as a result football commentators, reporters, players and managers have developed a way of speaking to express these deepest emotions.

Football is 'unique' in that it has a language that is both lacking in poetry and invention!

This extraordinary dialogue has been created through the sheer passion felt by all those who have an affiliation with the game, and could be summed up as an assortment of incredible claptrap, baloney, mumbo jumbo, drivel, tripe and balderdash!

The contrast for example between the facility with which 'star players' express themselves on the pitch and their inarticulacy off it can be a source of embarrassment and humour!


Without further ado, here are some of my favourites:

'He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces' - Ron Atkinson.

'Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot' - Ray Clemence.

'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven dicks on the field' - Metro Radio.

'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman.

'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Everytime there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card' - Kevin Keegan.

'We had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match' - Ruud Gullit.

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel' - Stuart Pearce.

'When a player gets to thirty, so does his body' - Glenn Hoddle.

'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.' - John Helm.


Stock Phrases:

'We were robbed.'

'We gave 110 per cent.'

'This match is a definite six-pointer'

'A peach of a ball.'

'That was a bad goal to concede.'

'Now would be a good time to score'

'A schoolboy howler'


And I ask you:

Why is a left foot either 'trusty' or 'educated', but a right foot is neither?

Why is a bad back pass almost invariably 'suicidal' ?

Why are hooligans always a 'tiny minority' even when there seem to be hundreds of them throwing seats across Kenilworth Road?

Earth Hour IS A Fucking Publicity Stunt

All you fellas pledging to turn off your fucking lights for ONE FUCKING HOUR on Saturday to kononnya show how 'environmentally friendly' you are because you're 'making a difference' by saving energy', go take a look around your house and tell me...
  • How many air-conditioning units do you have, and how long do you keep EACH OF THEM on for?
  • How many of your lights are still those energy-guzzling incandescent bulbs?
  • How many of your lights do you keep on even when no one is in the room?
  • How many electrical appliances do you leave on standby mode for the entire day (TV, Astro, PC etc)
  • How many plastic bags do you use each time you go grocery shopping?
Participating in Earth Hour doesn't make you a fucking environmentally-friendly saint, you fools. At best, it'll save SOME energy, which will then be guzzled up ten times over by that air-conditioning unit you keep running in your bedroom even when you're not in it.

So yes, OF COURSE Earth Hour is a fucking publicity stunt. Creating awareness through the publicity it generates is all it's good for, since it does fuck all in the long-run in terms of actual energy conservation.

Unfortunately, everyone and their donkey seems to be so taken in taking part in it, so much so that as Suanie says, sooner or later Hallmark will be making greeting cards for it.

Now, if only all these people stopped pretending they're doing something by flipping that switch off for an hour a YEAR; and started doing SOMETHING sustainable that actually helps save energy all year round... now imagine how much energy THAT would save.