Neil Gaiman is So Cool That He Gets a Whole Post Here About How Cool He is

Neil Gaiman is so cool he writes children's books that are too scary for adults.

Neil Gaiman is so cool he got the rainbows to add a stripe of black so they would match his clothes.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that his Twitter following is the size of the population Iceland AND Greenland. And he didn't need no stinking race with CNN to do that.

Neil Gaiman is so cool DC had to hire him to clean up Grant Morrison's Batman mess.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that he calls his dog Dog. All you mere mortals have to call YOUR dogs Spot.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that his haikus are regarded as epic poems.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that his books don't just stop doors. They stop trains and buses as well.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that mere actors can no longer handle his characters. They have to use puppets instead.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that he has elves managing his website.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that he can get away with calling his characters Nobody when they are actually Somebody.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that he doesn't need a haircut suit the occasion. The occasion cuts its hair to suit HIM.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame wants to induct him even though he ain't a musician.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that he doesn't need to cheat Death. He cheats ON Death instead.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that when he doesn't just dog-ear his books, he turns them into with tiny origami swans.

Neil Gaiman is so cool that Alan Moore cut all ties with Hollywood because he knew his movies wouldn't be able to compete with Neil Gaiman's.