Do Not Read This Not Review

Inception.
Not a review.
Word of advice...
DON'T READ THIS POST.
In fact, don't read any reviews
Don't read any features,
Don't even read my fuckin' Tweets about this movie.
Go in blind - the less you know about the movie, the better.
Do that, and you'll be blown away.
And yes, GO BLOODY WATCH IT.



Still here? Sigh..
Ok fine. But there won't be an spoilers here.
Chris Nolan is a GENIUS.
Memento, The Prestige,
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and now this.
This movie is a fuckin' BRILLIANT mindfuck.



Marion Cotillard.
Still as hot as ever.
Cleavage Rating: 9
Ellen Page.
Cute, but that's not the point.
Leonardo: GREAT.
Gordon-Lewitt: GREAT



What's it about?
Yeah right, like I'm going to tell you.
Just go bloody watch it already.
It's one of THE best movies of the year.
Probably even THE best (sorry Toy Story).



There, I've revealed enough.
GO BLOODY WATCH IT!
And remember, don't read anything else about it!