X-traordinary. X-ceptional. X-cellant (Xorry)

X-Men: First Class
Not A Review.
X-ceptional
X-quisite.
X-cellant.
X-traordinary.
X Marks The Spot!
First Class is Top of The Class!



Professor X!
>Aka. James McAvoy!
X-cellent!

X-Rated! (great pickup lines, Charles!)

No wheelchair! Don't touch his hair!

Still X-tra Awesome!

Magneto!
aka. Michael Fassbender!
Magnetizing!
Heavy metal!
Ironclad performance!
That is one hell of a way to kill a guy, Erik!



Other mutants!
Havok: Energizing!
Mystique: Mystifying!
Banshee: Supersonic!

Beast! er... blue!
Azazel! Angel (with butterfly wings)!

(Poor Darwin)

Hubba hubba Emma Frost!
Cleavage rating 8.5!
Ok January Jones isn't THAT hot,
But when she takes her clothes off THAT often,
Who's looking at her face?
Hur hur.



Probably my favorite of all the X-Men movies so far.
Yes, even better than X1 and X2.
Yes, even without Wolverine!
Matthew Vaughn is KICK ASS!
Get him back for the sequel PLEASE!



Yup, this is DEFINITELY a great reboot of the franchise.
X-cellantly done, Vaughn!
EAT THAT Brett Ratner!
THIS is how you do an X-Men movie!
Now bring on the next one!


(I said FOUR Big Macs, Erik. not five!)

Holy Cathaway, Batman! Yellow Spandex is Back!

In what has got to be one of the greatest casting decisions ever (or at least the most hubba hubba-worthy), Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selena Kyle aka. Catwoman in the upcoming Dark Knight Rises.

Not convinced? Here's a look at her... er, catty potential:



Hubba hubba. Look out, Batman, your little Dark Knight is definitely gonna rise.

Oh, and Tom Hardy's gonna be Bane. Judging from how scrawny he looks in Inception, he's DEFINITELY gonna need to beef up a little.

Oh, and while we're at it, here's a first look at the First Class... the X-Men: First Class, I mean, courtesy of Empire Online, who got it from MSN in the first place:



Goodbye black leather, hello yellow spandex.

The two in front are Magneto and Professor X, BTW. As for the rest.. I can recognize Mystique, Beast, Emma Frost... but that's it. Apparently Azazel and Havokare there as well, and Angel's a chick now. Hmm.

I have to say though, for a gal named Emma FROST, that girl sure is HOT. And in January too. Hur hur hur.

Here's another look at the White Queen, along with the Black King of the Hellfire Club, Sebastian Shaw (played by Kevin Bacon!):



For more pictures of the X-Men in plainclothes, go HERE.

Ooooh Look, I have Claws! Emo emo emo emo emo.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Not a Review.
Yes I know this is old news.
I only watched it last week.
AFTER it opened for two weeks.
But I just HAD to say something about it.
Because it was so blah.



Ok, it wasn't THAT bad.
But it wasn't really good either.
It's better than X-Men 3's sordid mess,
But not good enough to even get close to X-Men 1 and 2.
To much damn emo-ing.
And the showing off claws thing got old really fast.



Oooh look, I have bone claws!
Emo emo emo emo emo.
Oohh look at my shiny claws!
Emo emo emo emo emo emo.
Oooh, I did the middle finger thing with my claws! (Again!)
Emo emo emo emo emo.
Oooh, I can cut through everything with my claws!
Emo emo emo emoe elmo.
Oooh look I can light fires with my claws!
Emo emo emo emo emo.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Long story short,
I got sick of Wolverine halfway through.
At least Gambit was cool.
But don't really like the actor's look.
Loved the cards though, AWESOME!
Sabretooth was... zzzzzzzzzzzzz
And how come he hops around like Toad?
I half expected him to stick his tongue out and eat a fly.
Deadpool was... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM!!??!!?!!!



The chick was pretty cute though.
At certain angles.
Very exotic look.
Can't remember if she showed any cleavage though.
So no cleavage rating.
Cyclops! Emma Frost! Quicksilver!
Er.. Blob. Wraith. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Take a Gambit on Some New Wolverine Character Shots!

Awesome.... new character pics of Wolverine's new mutants!

And here they are, courtesy of USA Today (Click the link HERE for the bio and history behind the characters in the movie...):



Ok, we get it. You've got claws. Stop showing them off in EVERY SINGLE BLOODY PICTURE already.



Oh dear... As if hardcore X-Men fanboys didn't have enough of fangirls swooning over the COMIC Gambit already...



THAT'S Deadpool? Where's his mask?



I kinda liked the first one better, though Sabretooth looks a lot smarter than the wrestler one in the first X-Men. Well, as long as they don't go down the "Wolvie... I AM your father.." path, it should be good I guess.



Oooh hot. Does she take her kit off?