One Block To Rule Them All.. LEGO.T.R.!!!!

HOLY. LEGO IN A RING, GANDALF!

CANNOT. RESIST.

MUST. OWN. THESE.

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Also, check out these AWESOME LEGO LOTR dioramas too!

Aliens: The Kid-Friendly Deleted Scene!

Transformers Week on EoE: Optimash Prime Returns With a New Friend!

Starscream Week on EoE: From No Hands And Six Missiles to Two Hands and Two Missiles...

Herro again, my fellow Decepticons! It is ME, STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEA.. oh you know the drill. Sorry about disappearing for the past few days, despite being Starscream Week and all. I was depressed from all the awesome puny humans dying, like my all time favorite badass David 'Bill' Carradine, who would have kicked Megatron's ass to Cybertron and back.

Anyway, enough moping. Let's continue with the introduction fo my BRAND NEW MOVIE TOY!

You saw the AWESOME jet mode on Tuesday, now, let's check out my AWESOME NEW ROBOT MODE!

But first, a look at the OLD ones, both the original AND the G1 repaints:



Despite looking like a gorilla, this was actually a damn cool toy k? Why? Because I didn't have just one, or two missiles, but SIX FREAKING MISSILES that I can shoot out from my JET MODE (from the front too, not through the ass like my new jet mode) AND from my HANDS in robot mode as well! (of course, it meant that I didn't really have hands either, but who needs hands when you have SIX FREAKING MISSILES instead!).

Yes, count em... ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX MISSILES! ARK ARK ARK.



Even the repaint of the old mold had SIX DAMN MISSILES as well!:



One thing I never got though. This was my head in the movie:



Apparently when you change your paint job, you're supposed to change your head as well:



Don't ask me why. It's so UGLY samore, not really a head that befits the HANDSOME AND POWERFUL SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS! NGIAAHAHAHAHAH!

The head-changing thingy is a trend that continued on to the new toy too. But this time I changed back to my usual handsome movie self:



And this is what I'd look like if I was on awkwardfamilyphotos.com:



Unfortunately, although I now have an awesome cool body that still looks like a gorilla but has a much cooler paintjob, AND I have HANDS, they took away FOUR of my missiles and all I have left are two missiles that I fire from two puny guns on my arms. Sigh...

But I'm still damn cool! Check out my cool poses with my old buddy from the first movie!



(Yes, I'm shorter too, and my legs still look like chicken feet. So sue me).

Starscream Week on EoE: All Hail Her Foxiness, The Future Queen of The Decepticons!

Herro again, my fellow Decepticons! It is I, your SUPREME LEADER, Mighty Muggs Starscream once again!



Yesterday, I was browsing around a bookstore, when I came across a AWESOME magazine that befits my status as SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS. It is the most MANLY magazine ever, so naturally, being the most macho and handsome DECEPTICON around (not to mention being the SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS), I decided to buy it.

After all, look at the er... AWESOME MANLY ARTICLES in it!

Like the 75 movies every man should see!



Woohoo! Awesome article!

And what about this, huh? They even teach you how to be good at DRINKING!



Ok, so it also mentions that stupid McTerminator movie:



Stupid movie. Trying to copy MY movie. Don't they know that our movie is so much more AWESOME because it has ME, STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS in it? I even have my own movie POSTER, for gods sake!

Anyway, the articles are not the only thing that I bought this magazine for. Noo. I am not as shallow as you think I am. I actually bought the magazine for the... COVER!

Behold, the future queen of Cybertron, (after I, STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS make her mine, that is)... Her Foxiness... MEGAN FOX!

Tah-dah!!!



Yes, we Starscreams LOVE her Megan Foxiness.



Look, even the little Starscream is trying to feel her up! HAHA!



What? You wanna check out the pictures INSIDE? Eh, go get your OWN copy! Or go check out the Esquire website by clicking HERE or the gratuitous photo of Megan below!



Now excuse me while I wipe the drool off my jet thrusters. This is Starscream, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS signing off!

Starscream Week on EoE: Introducing... The NEW Movie Starscream!

Hello Transformers fans! My name is Mighty Muggs STARSCREAM! SUPREME RULER OF THE DECEPTICONS! KING OF ALL CYBERTRON! NGIAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

*looks around for Galvatron to point out the bad comedy*

Phew.

Anyway, since our Oh so GLORIOUS FORMER leader is now stuck in the bottom of the sea after getting some cube thingy stuck into his chest by that puny Shia Lebeouf, I am now THE SUPREME LEADER of the Decepticons! NGIAHAHA!

AND, while your usual host, Optimash Prime, is still running around every Toys R Us in town looking for the new Leader Class Optimus Prime toy to show off to you. I, STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS, And the only Mighty Muggs Decepticon in eyeris' collection (which automatically makes ME, STARSCREAM THE SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS) shall take over the Transformers toys posts on this blog! NGIAHAHA!

I hereby declare this STARSCREAM WEEK on Eye on Everything! NGIAHAHA!! Hey, if Optimus can have his OWN Optimus Prime Week, why can't I, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS have my own week as well, huh? *PFFFFBTTTT*

Anyway, allow me to begin Starscream week by showing you the movie versions of ME, STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEADER OF... oh you get the picture. We begin by showing you the OLD movie Starscreams, in my AWESOME AND POWERFUL F-22 JET alternate form!



That's the original movie colours. A bit boring, I know. But then, later I decided to change it to my COLOURFUL G1 colours, just for the heck of it! (And so more people will buy my AWESOME TOY!)



There was only one problem I had with this alternate mode. I, Starscream, SUPREME LEADER of the Decepticons...

HAD MY HEAD STUCK UP THE ASS OF THE DAMN JET!



WHAT BAD COMEDY IS THIS!!!!

Look, even when I changed my paint job, I STILL had my head stuck in my ass! And you could see it even more clearly now! GAH!



Anyway, enough of the old body. That was 2007. It's 2009 now, and I FINALLY HAVE A COOL NEW JET MODE!

CHECK IT OUT!



AWESOME RIGHT! It's only fitting that a SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS should have a body as COOL AND AWESOME as this one! Much better than that stupid Megatron's lousy jet and tank modes. HAH!

I mean, check out my COOL AWESOME NEW PAINT JOB!



And compare it to the OTHER two old bodies I had!



And the best part of this new body is... I no longer have my head stuck in my ass!

Instead, now it looks a little bit like this:



Ok, it still looks bad. Instead of my head at my ass, I now have my HANDS there, looking as though I'm groping my own jet-ass, PLUS I have two missiles sticking out of my ass.

Yes, I know I can put them on my wings, but what's the point of doing that when I can't SHOOT THEM? Instead, if I want to SHOOT my missiles in jet mode, I have to shoot them out of my ASS.

Hmm, maybe they are there so I can shoot anyDecepticon who tries to BACKSTAB Me! YES THAT'S IT! Sigh, being the Supreme Leader of the Decepticons is hard work....

Oh well. Tomorrow on Starscream Week on EoE, I shall show you my NEW ROBOT MODE! This is STARSCREAM, SUPREME LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS, signing off for now! NGIAHAHAHAHA!

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