Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Gay Pot Smoking Hippies & Lady Gaga Shakedowns

The market value of pot would do down, down, down.

If you legalized it, and supersized it.

Right now, now, now!

$4,000 an ounce.

That's way too much.

$400 an ounce.

That's ten times the blunts!

Don't fuck with the Gaga...

Elton John: "I know, he's a racist homophobe but I needed the money!"

You think you're weird, girl, but I'm weirder than you.

Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do:

Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun, then I went up on the roof and stared into the sun.

Ouch!

(Don't miss Ke$ha's intervention either.)



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