BIFF! SMACK! KPOW! TOOM TOOM TOOM KABOOM!

THE EXPENDABLES!
NOT A REVIEW!
STALLONE!
JET LI!
LUNDGREN!
STATHAM!
ROURKE!
STONE COLD!
COUTURE!
TERRY PUH PUH POWER CREWS!
WILLIS!
THE GOVERNATOR!!!



BOOM BOOM!
KAPOW! DUSH DUSH DUSH!
WHOOOOOSH!
RATATATATATAT!
KPISSSH KPOW!!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
SCHWING SCHWING!
SLASH SLASH BLAM KABLAM!



Emo emo talk talk,
Bad dialogue bad dialogue
Emo emo talk talk,
GAAAH START KILLING PEOPLE ALREADY!



VROOM VROOM!
RATATAT! WHY DOLPH WHYYYY!!!!!
BIFF SMACK KPOW!
KUNGFU KICK!
PUNCH! FLYING KICK!
SHOOT HIS LEGS OFF!
SCHWING SCHWING FLYING KNIVES!



BANG BANG BANG!
RAT TAT TAT!
TOOM TOOM TOOM TOOM!
TOOM TOOM TOOM TOOM!
TOOM TOOM TOOM TOOM!
KABOOOOOM!
WHIZZ KABOOM!
CLOTHESLINE! PILEDRIVER!
FINIIISSSSHHHH HIM!!!!!!!!



DIE YOU SONOFABITCH!
SCHWING STAB STAB KBIFF POW!
BANG BANG BANG!
MORE EMO EMO TALK TALK!
POETRY!
THE END!