Iron Man 2
Not a Review.
KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK KAPOW!
KLUNK KLUNK WOOPAH!
KLUNK KAPOW KLUNK KLUNK KABOOM!
KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!!
I swear If I hear ONE MORE armor on armor KLUNK I'll go mad.
Enough with the armored villains already!
The first one already had two refrigerators going at each other.
This time, we've got LOTS of bad refrigerators,
Going a TWO good refrigerators
(Ok one has a KICKASS Gatling gun on its shoulder)
(WAR MACHINE YEAH!)
(And on that note, that is one hell of a SUIT-case, Tony!)
Did you have VERY HIGH expectations for this?
Well, DON'T.
Sure, it's great fun, entertaining and awesome,
But it's still a little underwhelming.
It's everything the first movie was,
But without that WOW factor.
Still, go watch it though, it's still lots of fun.
Robert Downey Jr. STILL ROCKS though.
Tony Stark was actually more interesting than Iron Man.
Don Cheadle is not bad either.
As the NEW Rhodey a.k.a. WAR MACHINE.
This movie more character development than actual action.
Slows down a bit in the middle though.
But action still pretty damn good.
Just a bit... er... meh, seen that before.
Oooh wait, what's this?
Scarlett Johansson?
Hubba hubba!
Scarlett Johansson in a BLACK LEATHER CATSUIT?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!
Scarlett Johansson in a black leather catsuit KICKING ASS?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WOOOOHOOO!
Drool drool drool....
Cleavage Rating 9! (but of course, she's SCARLETT JOHANSSON)
Oooh, and that's MICKEY ROURKE!
Now THAT is one hell of a bad guy.
Those whips are damn freaking cool.
And that Justin Hammer dude is BAD.
Freaking annoying, but BAAAAD.
At least not as annoying as the bad guy in The Losers.
I'm pretty stoked for the Avengers movie though.
If they manage to pull it off, that is.
There were a few Easter Eggs here.
There was S.H.I.E.L.D., and a certain shield.
And of course, that little teaser after the credits.
It's HAMMER TIME!
(BTW, I wouldn't mind a Black Widow spin-off)
(MORE SCARLETT IN BLACK LEATHER PLEASE!)
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