Assembly Almost Complete

Loook who's baaaackkk.....



Oh dear. But nary you fear! For where there is Loki, there will be...

THOR!!!



THOR!!!



THOORRRRR!!!!!



Ok enough Thor.

Oh wait, here he is again. Who's he fighting here?



Captain America! FUCK YEAH!



He's here to save the motherfucking day yeah!



oooh lookie lookie hubba hubba, Black Widow!



Hmmm, she looks really hot in red, short hair and black leather... hur hur hur.



Here's the boss... Mace Windu in an eye patch!



Shouldn't the bazooka be purple, Mr Fury?




Introducing... Hawkeye!



That bow looks kinda flimsy, dude. At least you know how to use it...



And HEEEERREEEE'SS Bruce Banner!



HULK SMASSSSHH!!!!!



And finally, last, but DEFINITELY not least....

IRON MAN!!!



a.k.a. genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Heh.



Put em all together, and what do you get?

Oh come on, you know what this is...



AVENGERS!!!



ASSEMBLE!!!!

(in May 2012. Pah)

BTW, click the logo to see the new trailer!

Captain America! Fuck Yeah!

Captain America: The First Avenger
Not A Review.
Captain America! Fuck Yeah!
Coming round to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
Captain America! Fuck Yeah!
The Avengers is the only film left!
Fuck Yeah!

The costume is still damn dorky loh.

But they managed to explain it pretty well.

You should see the first time he wears it heh heh.

But later on it was ok.

Still dorky, but at least he kicks ass in it.

Chris Evans! Fuck Yeah!

Much better than expected.

I actually like him more here than in Fantastic Four.

Maybe cos he doesn't look so cocky.

But more goody goody heh heh.

Oooh, who's that chick?

Hayley Atwell? never heard of her.

She's pretty hot.

And even though got no cleavage rating,

Her Uniformed Rating is off the charts.

Nothing hotter than a girl in a uniform.

(Unless she's in a uniform AND also wearing glasses.

(And holding a machine gun)

Their love story was quite bittersweet,

So emo, sniff sniff.

And the shield is pretty awesome too.

But they don't explain why it comes back after he throws it.

Did he train himself to do that?

Did Howard Stark fix a magnet to his hand?

Is Captain America secretly an Australian?

Hugo Weaving AGAIN?

What is he, the ONLY person who can play a villain?

Oh wait, Mark Strong's been around a lot lately too.

Red Skull was ok,

Though when they first revealed the red head,

It reminded me of The Mask.

Almost expected him to start calling himself Cuban Pete.

(And start doing the rhumba beat)

Tommy Lee Jones! Funny!

Howard Stark! Not Tony but still fun!

Bucky! Er... carry on....

Dum Dum Dugan! Nice hat!

Howling Commandos! Not much howling done!

It's actually better than I expected.

Probably cos I had VERY LOW expectations.

I quite liked Thor,

But surprisingly, this was better.

At least I enjoyed it.

The pacing was more consistent,

And the action was decent.

Just ignore all the 'RA RA AMERICA' stuff lah...

Oh, remember to wait till the end of the credits for an extra scene,

It's one easter egg worth assembling for, I'll tell you that.

We've got Iron Man, Hulk, Thor,

And now Captain America...

Next up, The Avengers!

TIME TO ASSEMBLE!

(Well, I'm not green, so that means I'm not the Hulk...)

THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER GOD! THOOOOOR!!!

Thor.
Not A Review.
FOR ASRGARD!

FOR MIDGARD!

FOR MUDGUARD!

FOR PIE CHART!

FOR SEX TART!

FOR MYKAD!



Ahem.

PHWOAR THOR!

ORIGINAL AVENGER, YO!

He's also a GOD also ok, don't play play!

Got MAGIC HAMMER!

ASGARD! FROST GIANTS!
DESTROYER! HAWKEYE!

Thor is damn awesome.

A bit annoying in the beginning,

Especially when he was all LOOKITME I'M AWESOME!

He was more fun when he got to Midgard.

(That's Earth to you mere mortals)

But foooh he fight damn power.

I can has Mjolnir too?

PHWOAR GOT BLACK SWAN ALSO!

(Waddayamean she ain't a superhero?)

(Got Black Canary, Black Panther, Black Bolt,)

(Why cannot have Black Swan?)

She's hot. But no Cleavage Rating though.

Sorry guys.



Loki also pretty good.

Not as slimy or sneaky as I imagined him to be,

But damn silver tongued fucker, that guy.

And he's gonna be in the Avengers!

Now THAT is interesting...

Masters of Evil, anyone?

I LIKED this movie.

But I thought it was a bit slow at times.

But got a lot of backstory mar.

At least this Hemsworth guy was pretty awesome.

And girls, he takes his shirt off too.

Go nuts.



It was a good movie.

Not GREAT, but good.

But it's a GREAT prelude to The Avengers.

(Have I mentioned Hawkeye was in here as well?)

NOW I can pretty much see how Thor is gonna come in.

And how they are gonna fit all the magic magic stuff in.

Now I can't WAIT for the Avengers to assemble!

By Odin! What have you done, Kenneth?

A while ago, a first picture of the new Thor was released, and this was it:



Not bad not bad. At the time I thought this looked promising.

Then, just a few days back, another new picture was released, and it features Thor's daddy ODIN (played by Anthony Hopkins) and his (half?) brother Loki.

Problem is, the photo really doesn't give me much confidence in the movie...



THAT'S ODIN? What's with the BLING BLING golden eyepatch??!??? And That Power Rangers armour???!!?? What are you trying to do to the MIGHTY THOR, Kenneth Branagh???? Turn him into the Red Power Ranger, and Loki into the Green Power Ranger?

Oh, and there's another picture of Odin here as well, but it still ain't helping to ease my worries.

Speaking of green, Entertainment Weekly's also got the first look at Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern!



Now THAT'S much better... Marvel better start looking over their shoulders, cos DC's gonna give them a run for their superhero money next year!

KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK WOOPAH KAPOW KLUNK!

Iron Man 2
Not a Review.
KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK KAPOW!
KLUNK KLUNK WOOPAH!
KLUNK KAPOW KLUNK KLUNK KABOOM!
KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!!



I swear If I hear ONE MORE armor on armor KLUNK I'll go mad.
Enough with the armored villains already!
The first one already had two refrigerators going at each other.
This time, we've got LOTS of bad refrigerators,
Going a TWO good refrigerators
(Ok one has a KICKASS Gatling gun on its shoulder)
(WAR MACHINE YEAH!)
(And on that note, that is one hell of a SUIT-case, Tony!)




Did you have VERY HIGH expectations for this?
Well, DON'T.
Sure, it's great fun, entertaining and awesome,
But it's still a little underwhelming.
It's everything the first movie was,
But without that WOW factor.
Still, go watch it though, it's still lots of fun.



Robert Downey Jr. STILL ROCKS though.
Tony Stark was actually more interesting than Iron Man.
Don Cheadle is not bad either.
As the NEW Rhodey a.k.a. WAR MACHINE.
This movie more character development than actual action.
Slows down a bit in the middle though.
But action still pretty damn good.
Just a bit... er... meh, seen that before.



Oooh wait, what's this?
Scarlett Johansson?
Hubba hubba!
Scarlett Johansson in a BLACK LEATHER CATSUIT?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!
Scarlett Johansson in a black leather catsuit KICKING ASS?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WOOOOHOOO!
Drool drool drool....
Cleavage Rating 9! (but of course, she's SCARLETT JOHANSSON)



Oooh, and that's MICKEY ROURKE!
Now THAT is one hell of a bad guy.
Those whips are damn freaking cool.
And that Justin Hammer dude is BAD.
Freaking annoying, but BAAAAD.
At least not as annoying as the bad guy in The Losers.



I'm pretty stoked for the Avengers movie though.
If they manage to pull it off, that is.
There were a few Easter Eggs here.
There was S.H.I.E.L.D., and a certain shield.
And of course, that little teaser after the credits.
It's HAMMER TIME!
(BTW, I wouldn't mind a Black Widow spin-off)
(MORE SCARLETT IN BLACK LEATHER PLEASE!)