News of Pixar's Demise Have been Bravely Exaggerated

Disappointed with Cars 2? Think Pixar is losing their touch?

Then click the poster for a look at the new trailer (More of an extended clip, actually) for BRAVE

Now THAT is what I call a Pixar movie!

Assembly Almost Complete

Loook who's baaaackkk.....



Oh dear. But nary you fear! For where there is Loki, there will be...

THOR!!!



THOR!!!



THOORRRRR!!!!!



Ok enough Thor.

Oh wait, here he is again. Who's he fighting here?



Captain America! FUCK YEAH!



He's here to save the motherfucking day yeah!



oooh lookie lookie hubba hubba, Black Widow!



Hmmm, she looks really hot in red, short hair and black leather... hur hur hur.



Here's the boss... Mace Windu in an eye patch!



Shouldn't the bazooka be purple, Mr Fury?




Introducing... Hawkeye!



That bow looks kinda flimsy, dude. At least you know how to use it...



And HEEEERREEEE'SS Bruce Banner!



HULK SMASSSSHH!!!!!



And finally, last, but DEFINITELY not least....

IRON MAN!!!



a.k.a. genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Heh.



Put em all together, and what do you get?

Oh come on, you know what this is...



AVENGERS!!!



ASSEMBLE!!!!

(in May 2012. Pah)

BTW, click the logo to see the new trailer!

Transformers 3 Trailer! Wooohoo!! OPTIMUS!

I don't care what anyone says about the last two movies, it's TRANSFORMERS and there is just nothing else like a combination of lots of awesome transforming robots AND a huge dose of nostalgia to go with it.

The trailer to the net one is out now, and boy oh boy, am I excited about it. What's not to get excited about? It's the TRANSFORMERS. You want an intellectually challenging movie, go watch something else! PFFFBTTTTT!

Anyway, the trailer starts on the dark side of the moon, where we're told that the 1960's space race was because of an 'event'.

Namely, a Decepticon ship crash-landing:

Ooooh, intriguing. Next, here come the Autobots!



Optimus Prime! Ratchett! Bumbleblee! Sieswipe! Ironhide! Whee!



Oooooh, Optimus is pissed off at the puny humans.... They've made a GRAAAAVE mistake...



Holy shit, is that a SPACE BRIDGE?



Look, it's woken up all them ugly, nameless, faceless Decepticons!



Holy Primus, what the slag is THAT???!!????



Oh noes! it IS a space bridge! We're under attack!!!!



WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!

(let's hope this doesn't degenerate into Battle: Chicago...)



That big ugly thing is in town! Run away!!!!



Even Bumblebee is worried...



...because SHOCKWAVE IS COMING!!! WOOHOO!!! Check out that BIG FUCKING GUN!



Never fear, Optimus Prime is here! Here's how you save the day, Optimus Prime style:



First, you nail the landing....



Then you whip out your Big Fucking Gun with one hand and start blasting away....



..... then, you swing your Big Fucking Sword with your OTHER hand...



... KAJOOOOMP!!!!! You STICK IT into them dirty Decepticon scum!



But that's not all, in the same movement, you swivel and your gun starts blasting away again...



....And with another rotation, HERE COMES THE SWORD AGAIN.....



.....KCHOOOOMPBIIIIBAAABOOOOMMMM!!!!!



WOOOHOOO OPTIMUS!!!!!

Oh no, here comes Laserbeak:



MORE WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR!!!!!!



Optimus Prime in less violent times, lecturing Sam (as usual):



HOLY MOTHER OF UNICRON... WHATDAFUCK IS THAT??!!?????



IT NOM UP A WHOLE BUILDING! Makes Devastator look like a big baby!

Now THAT'S what I call a kickass trailer! The only way it could have been better was if Megan Fox was in there showing some cleavage again, but unfortunately, this time is that new chick and she didn't seem very hot in the trailer... SIGH.

Anyway, to watch the trailer, CLICK THE LOGO BELOW!

The return of Megatron? HAH! They should rename it The Return of Meganporn!

I just saw the trailer for this movie coming out end of June, and I can't wait to see it. And it stars this hot young chick called Megan Fox. The trailer is awesome, and full of Megan Fox goodness.

Check it out. It's got Megan looking real sweet next to some ugly dude...



... Megan looking scared...



...Megan looking over you...



...Megan sashaying sexily while on the phone...



...Megan screaming while showing a generous amount of cleavage...



...Megan in a classic 'Behind You!' scene...



...Megan crying...



... Megan screaming at Shia...



...Megan doing nothing but look pretty...



...Megan looking very sultry...



And the money shot... Megan straddling a bike.



Hubba Hubba. She's come a LOOONG way since her little pink scooter in the first movie huh?

What first movie? Why, Transformers of course. This one is supposed to be called Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen or something. And apparently it has something to do with giant robots. And the return of some Megatron dude. Who cares? As far as I'm concerned they should have called this the Return of Meganporn instead.

Oh, what, you want pictures of the robots too? Ok fine...

Here's Optimus Prime:



Here's Optimus Prime kicking ass with TWO, yes TWO swords!



Here's Optimus Prime getting his ass kicked by Starscream:



And flying far far away as a result of that ass kicking. Ouch, Prime.



Then there's this little robot called Devastator. See how tiny he is, climbing up that giant pyramid!



Look how cute he is stomping on trucks!



Oh, and what else? There's this OLD Transformer (he walks with a cane, WTF) who transforms into the most AWESOME jet ever made... the SR-71 Lockheed BLACKBIRD, the fastest jet in the world!



Ok, enough robots? Not enough Megan? Then you REALLY MUST check out this video by clicking HERE or the picture below.

You won't regret it. I promise.



Or if you really prefer to see more bots and less boobs, go check out the trailer by clicking the logo below...