Assembly Almost Complete

Loook who's baaaackkk.....



Oh dear. But nary you fear! For where there is Loki, there will be...

THOR!!!



THOR!!!



THOORRRRR!!!!!



Ok enough Thor.

Oh wait, here he is again. Who's he fighting here?



Captain America! FUCK YEAH!



He's here to save the motherfucking day yeah!



oooh lookie lookie hubba hubba, Black Widow!



Hmmm, she looks really hot in red, short hair and black leather... hur hur hur.



Here's the boss... Mace Windu in an eye patch!



Shouldn't the bazooka be purple, Mr Fury?




Introducing... Hawkeye!



That bow looks kinda flimsy, dude. At least you know how to use it...



And HEEEERREEEE'SS Bruce Banner!



HULK SMASSSSHH!!!!!



And finally, last, but DEFINITELY not least....

IRON MAN!!!



a.k.a. genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Heh.



Put em all together, and what do you get?

Oh come on, you know what this is...



AVENGERS!!!



ASSEMBLE!!!!

(in May 2012. Pah)

BTW, click the logo to see the new trailer!

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KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK WOOPAH KAPOW KLUNK!

Iron Man 2
Not a Review.
KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK KLUNK KAPOW!
KLUNK KLUNK WOOPAH!
KLUNK KAPOW KLUNK KLUNK KABOOM!
KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK!
KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!! KLUNK!!!



I swear If I hear ONE MORE armor on armor KLUNK I'll go mad.
Enough with the armored villains already!
The first one already had two refrigerators going at each other.
This time, we've got LOTS of bad refrigerators,
Going a TWO good refrigerators
(Ok one has a KICKASS Gatling gun on its shoulder)
(WAR MACHINE YEAH!)
(And on that note, that is one hell of a SUIT-case, Tony!)




Did you have VERY HIGH expectations for this?
Well, DON'T.
Sure, it's great fun, entertaining and awesome,
But it's still a little underwhelming.
It's everything the first movie was,
But without that WOW factor.
Still, go watch it though, it's still lots of fun.



Robert Downey Jr. STILL ROCKS though.
Tony Stark was actually more interesting than Iron Man.
Don Cheadle is not bad either.
As the NEW Rhodey a.k.a. WAR MACHINE.
This movie more character development than actual action.
Slows down a bit in the middle though.
But action still pretty damn good.
Just a bit... er... meh, seen that before.



Oooh wait, what's this?
Scarlett Johansson?
Hubba hubba!
Scarlett Johansson in a BLACK LEATHER CATSUIT?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!
Scarlett Johansson in a black leather catsuit KICKING ASS?
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WOOOOHOOO!
Drool drool drool....
Cleavage Rating 9! (but of course, she's SCARLETT JOHANSSON)



Oooh, and that's MICKEY ROURKE!
Now THAT is one hell of a bad guy.
Those whips are damn freaking cool.
And that Justin Hammer dude is BAD.
Freaking annoying, but BAAAAD.
At least not as annoying as the bad guy in The Losers.



I'm pretty stoked for the Avengers movie though.
If they manage to pull it off, that is.
There were a few Easter Eggs here.
There was S.H.I.E.L.D., and a certain shield.
And of course, that little teaser after the credits.
It's HAMMER TIME!
(BTW, I wouldn't mind a Black Widow spin-off)
(MORE SCARLETT IN BLACK LEATHER PLEASE!)

Holy Awesome Poster, Ol' Shellhead!

WOOT! New Iron Man 2 Poster! It's a lot less subtle than I usually like my posters to be, but it's still bloody cool.

Especially since it's also got WAR MACHINE!



And just to tease you some more, here's Scarlett as Black Widow...



In case you want more, there are other pictures on Empire Movies that feature the guys standing/kneeling around staring at various bits of machinery...

May can't come sooner, really...