In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night, Send This Movie To The Blight.

Green lantern.
Not a review.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
This movie sure ain't no Dark knight.
May all who worship Marvel's might,
Beware DC's power... Ryan Reynolds' tights!



Sorry Ryan,
You should have stuck with Deadpool.
I liked you more there.
Not so annoying.
And you're not er.. heroic enough ler.
It ain't easy being green eh?



Blake Lively.
Not very lively.
A dead fish would have been livelier.
Stay in Gossip Girl, girl.
(Oh, Cleavage Rating: 7)



And why is Parallax a giant CLOUD again?
Like Galactus only.
No other shapes for giant evil space entities ar?
All cloud this cloud that.
This one is a cloud with tentacles samore.
(oh, you should see the crappy Parallax toy they made)
(That's gonna be in the bargain bins for YEARS)



Seriously not enough of the Green Lantern Corps lor.
Sinestro was alright (not yellow yet though)
Killowog talked too much like a hip-hop star for my liking.
Tomar-Re was not bad, but underused.
And they show SO MANY of the other Green Lanterns,
But never give them a chance to do anything,
Except shine their torchlights in the sky.
WTF!??!!????



MEH.
It was slightly better than Green HORNET,
But that's not saying much.
This was just... MEH.
Oh, and don't bother with 3D, it's pointless.
Go watch X-Men better,
Looks like DC is still stuck with Batman and Superman.
Though they better not screw up the Flash movie...

By Odin! What have you done, Kenneth?

A while ago, a first picture of the new Thor was released, and this was it:



Not bad not bad. At the time I thought this looked promising.

Then, just a few days back, another new picture was released, and it features Thor's daddy ODIN (played by Anthony Hopkins) and his (half?) brother Loki.

Problem is, the photo really doesn't give me much confidence in the movie...



THAT'S ODIN? What's with the BLING BLING golden eyepatch??!??? And That Power Rangers armour???!!?? What are you trying to do to the MIGHTY THOR, Kenneth Branagh???? Turn him into the Red Power Ranger, and Loki into the Green Power Ranger?

Oh, and there's another picture of Odin here as well, but it still ain't helping to ease my worries.

Speaking of green, Entertainment Weekly's also got the first look at Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern!



Now THAT'S much better... Marvel better start looking over their shoulders, cos DC's gonna give them a run for their superhero money next year!